Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie


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Everyone knows there are two things that I am a scared of. One of them is the Hax0ring of my network or brain.

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed easily. This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable. Just check out some of my pictures.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!


Me and my Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie.
If you look on the table closely, you can see the source of my AFDB. (hint: I'm eating it)



Everyone should have an AFDB
What a good looking AFDB.



At home or at work, an AFDB is the firewall of your mind.
Nice office, Is that a mullet?



Hi.
Not everyone likes to be photographed with an AFDB



Not everyone knows that chlorine combined with the AFDB
provides exceptional protection and helps make your skin silky soft.
My skin feels so soft..



Ahhhhh
I think I see a nipple....



Even in tasks that don't require thinking, don't assume
electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers aren't present.


This makes my head sweat.



One size fits all
Never too young to protect your thoughts


Never too young to protect your thoughts


Another very informative AFDB site can be found at zapatopi.net